Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, We need to hear a pin drop."
In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
On a maternity room door: "Push, Push, Push."
In an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you are looking for, you've come to the right place."
In front of a church: "How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non - smoking?"
Outside a radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
On an electricians truck: Let us remove your shorts."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
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