Ventriloquist / Butler

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.

Hes going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a large, blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says "Ive heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a persons physical attributes have to do with their wroth as a human been?"

The ventriloquist looks on in amazement. "Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community," she continued, "and reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimmination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize. The blonde interjects, "You stay out of this , mister, Im talking that little bastard on your knee." ===================================================================================
Butler
This rich couple were going out for the evening when the woman of the house decided to give the butler the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his night. Well, as it turned out the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, and came home early.As she walks into the house she sees Jeeves sitting by himself in the dining room. She calls for him to follow her. She leads him into the master bedroom, where she closes and locks the door. She looks at him and smiles. "Jeeves. Take off my dress." He does this carefully. "Jeeves. Take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeys her. "Jeeves. Remove my bra and panties." As he does this, the tension continues to mount. She looks at him. "Jeeves. If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"
A guy came home and found his wife in bed with three guys. "Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed at them. "Aren't you talking to me?" his wife snapped.
Did you hear about the blonde who put under "Education" on her job application, 'Hooked On Phonics'...
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