Really cute "game" try clicking on everything...once I got thru the first of the 3 "rooms" it wasn't so hard.....a lil cheat....the cactus...!!
http://hollywoodrecords.go.com/polyphonicspree/questfortherest/
Put your brains to work...
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Remote Controlled Airplanes
Some really beautiful radio controlled airplanes, from a large "meet"!
I wanna a Little toy like that, hehe
http://www.largemodelassociation.com/cosford01.htm
I believe U’ll enjoy….
Cya!
I wanna a Little toy like that, hehe
http://www.largemodelassociation.com/cosford01.htm
I believe U’ll enjoy….
Cya!
Some Daffy's
"Do you fish with flies? "Fish with flies? Yes, we fished, camped, dined and slept with them.
Many college students in this country are graduating just in time to build the computer that will replace them.
Little boy: Daddy, Daddy, I only had one cavity. Father: Great! Passerby: How did he do it? Father: he only has two teeth.
A little girl was showing some of her little friends through her house. "This is my room," she said, "and this is my brothers room. And this," she said opening the door to the bathroom and pointing to the scales, "is where my mother measures her feet."
If your outgo is greater than your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall.
How about driving?
Salesman: Yes sir, of all the cars on the lot, this is the one I'd feel most comfortable pushing. Car buyer:I don't want to feel comfortable pushing it - I want to feel comfortable driving it!
No matter what they say about marriage, it's still popular.
"Gee, Pop, there's a man in the circus who jumps on a horse's back, slips underneath, catches hold of it's tail and finishes up on the horse's neck." The father responded: "That's nothing I did all that and more, the first time I ever rode a horse.
An old backwoodsman went to the jewelers to get his watch fixed. When the jeweler pried off the back of the watch, a dead bug fell out. "No wonder it doesn't work," the woodsman muttered,"The engineer is dead."
Half our troubles come from wanting our own way, the other half comes from being allowed to have it that way!
Cleaned out
The tourist paid his bill at a luxurious resort hotel and, as he went out the door, noticed a sign that read: Have you left anything? "That sign is wrong," he said, turning back to speak to the manager. "It should say "Have you anything left?"
People still have faith in the future of this country. Look at the 30 year mortgages.
A barber surveyed the slick hair of the young man who had just seated himself in his chair. Then he asked, "Do you want it cut, or should I just change the oil?"
Many college students in this country are graduating just in time to build the computer that will replace them.
Little boy: Daddy, Daddy, I only had one cavity. Father: Great! Passerby: How did he do it? Father: he only has two teeth.
A little girl was showing some of her little friends through her house. "This is my room," she said, "and this is my brothers room. And this," she said opening the door to the bathroom and pointing to the scales, "is where my mother measures her feet."
If your outgo is greater than your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall.
How about driving?
Salesman: Yes sir, of all the cars on the lot, this is the one I'd feel most comfortable pushing. Car buyer:I don't want to feel comfortable pushing it - I want to feel comfortable driving it!
No matter what they say about marriage, it's still popular.
"Gee, Pop, there's a man in the circus who jumps on a horse's back, slips underneath, catches hold of it's tail and finishes up on the horse's neck." The father responded: "That's nothing I did all that and more, the first time I ever rode a horse.
An old backwoodsman went to the jewelers to get his watch fixed. When the jeweler pried off the back of the watch, a dead bug fell out. "No wonder it doesn't work," the woodsman muttered,"The engineer is dead."
Half our troubles come from wanting our own way, the other half comes from being allowed to have it that way!
Cleaned out
The tourist paid his bill at a luxurious resort hotel and, as he went out the door, noticed a sign that read: Have you left anything? "That sign is wrong," he said, turning back to speak to the manager. "It should say "Have you anything left?"
People still have faith in the future of this country. Look at the 30 year mortgages.
A barber surveyed the slick hair of the young man who had just seated himself in his chair. Then he asked, "Do you want it cut, or should I just change the oil?"
Friends
Friends
> >
> > Me And You Is Friends ..
> >
> > You Smile, I Smile ....
> >
> > You Hurt, I Hurt ...
> >
> > You Cry, I Cry ..
> >
> > You Jump Off A Bridge ..
> >
> > I'm Gonna Miss You
> >
> > Me And You Is Friends ..
> >
> > You Smile, I Smile ....
> >
> > You Hurt, I Hurt ...
> >
> > You Cry, I Cry ..
> >
> > You Jump Off A Bridge ..
> >
> > I'm Gonna Miss You
Forrest Gump goes to Heaven
FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the
Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and
Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have
heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up
fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone.
The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."
Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody
ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too
hard. Life was a big enough test as it was."
St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three
questions.
First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
Second: How many seconds are there in a year?
Third: What is God's first name?"
Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees
St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to
think the questions over, tell me your answers."
Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins
with the letter "T"? Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and
Tomorrow."
The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I
was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I
will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?" asked St.
Peter.
"How many seconds in a year? Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but I
thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."
Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name
could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February
2nd, March 2nd... "
"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I
see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will
have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and
final question. Can you tell me God's first name"?
"Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy."
"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter. "Ok, I can
understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but
just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name
of God?"
"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt it
from the song, "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS
ME I AM HIS OWN. . "
St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest, run."
Give me a sense of humor, Lord.
Give me the ability to understand a clean joke,
To get some humor out of life.
Eccl: 13:31 The heart of a man changes his countenance, either for good or for evil.
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the
Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and
Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have
heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up
fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone.
The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."
Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody
ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too
hard. Life was a big enough test as it was."
St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three
questions.
First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
Second: How many seconds are there in a year?
Third: What is God's first name?"
Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees
St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to
think the questions over, tell me your answers."
Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins
with the letter "T"? Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and
Tomorrow."
The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I
was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I
will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?" asked St.
Peter.
"How many seconds in a year? Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but I
thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."
Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name
could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February
2nd, March 2nd... "
"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I
see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will
have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and
final question. Can you tell me God's first name"?
"Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy."
"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter. "Ok, I can
understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but
just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name
of God?"
"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt it
from the song, "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS
ME I AM HIS OWN. . "
St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest, run."
Give me a sense of humor, Lord.
Give me the ability to understand a clean joke,
To get some humor out of life.
Eccl: 13:31 The heart of a man changes his countenance, either for good or for evil.
Fear of Alligators
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He
could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned
craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist
shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About
halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.
"The sharks got 'em." hehe
could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned
craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist
shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About
halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.
"The sharks got 'em." hehe
Weird Wisdom
(Where's 1 - 10?? dunno!!)
11. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
12. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
13. Drinker's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
14. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
15. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
16. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
17. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
19. Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
20. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
11. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
12. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
13. Drinker's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
14. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
15. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
16. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
17. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
19. Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
20. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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