Prison vs Work

Prison vs. Work

Just in case you ever get the two mixed up; this
should make things a bit clearer.

IN PRISON... You spend the majority of your time in an
8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a
6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day AT WORK...you only get a break for one
meal and you
pay for it.

IN PRISON. you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get more work
for good behavior.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors
for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and
open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for
watching TV and playing
games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share with some
idiot who
doesn't put the seat down.
PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't
even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no
work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to
work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars
wanting to get out.. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get
out and go inside bars

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called
managers.

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