Dinner

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very
fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning
young woman comes over to their table, gives
the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and
walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife.
"I've had enough, I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband,
"but remember, if we get a divorce it means
that you don't get any more shopping trips to
Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more
summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and
Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club.
But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant
with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

Isaiah 1:18 Come now, let us set things right, says the Lord: Though your sins be as scarlet, that they may become white as snow.