Funny's

46. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane
made out of the stuff?

47. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

48. If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?

49. Why are they called apartments, when they are stuck tog ether?

50. Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra?

51. When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? Didn't they nearly hit?

52. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

53. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

54. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

55. If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is opposite of progress?

56. Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

57. Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

58. I went to a bookstore and asked a saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

59. I went to a cosmetic counter, and saw these little bottles of perfumes in a basket, I asked the lady
behind the counter "Are these things free?", at which she replied, "Free with any purchase." I said,
"Did anyone BUY anything today?"