(Where's 1 - 10?? dunno!!)
11. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
12. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
13. Drinker's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
14. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
15. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
16. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
17. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
19. Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
20. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
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